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Karlsmiling soccer ballCoach: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?  LOUIE: Because George still had the axe in his hand…..  ______________________________________

Coach: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?  SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mother is a good cook.  ___________________________________

Coach: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?  HAROLD: A coach