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Coach: Johnny, how do you spell crocodile?’
Player: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
Coach: No, that’s wrong
Player: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Coach: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
Coach: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

Coach: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I. ‘
MILLIE: I is..
coach: No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’