Coach: Johnny, how do you spell crocodile?’
Coach: No, that’s wrong
Player: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
Coach: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
Coach: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
Coach: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I. ‘
MILLIE: I is..
coach: No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’