Coach: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIE: Because George still had the axe in his hand….. 
Coach: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mother is a good cook.
Coach: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A coach
